What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 19.06.2025 00:13
From Russia With Love
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Moonraker
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
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-All the bad guys are black.
Octopussy
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
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Dr No
You Only Live Twice
A View to a Kill
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-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Goldfinger
-Bond slapping Tracy.
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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
The Man with the Golden Gun
-J W Pepper
Why do Democrats never produce a good argument for why Trump was a bad president?
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Live and Let Die
Why do some people believe that Homelander would be no match for Superman or Thor?
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-”Ah so!”
What does 'Whose flesh is like the flesh of donkeys’ mean (Ezekiel 23:20)?
-”She is very sexyful!”
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
Diamonds Are Forever